Hello, my name is David G Smith and I am the webmaster of this website and I am known around these parts as ' The Sod '.

If you run into any problems or if you need help using any part of the this website, you can send me a private message asking for assistance using the link on the left. But please keep in mind, that if you post your message on the ' Help ' forum on the message boards instead, other members may be able to assist you more quickly...

Anyway, I hope you have a fun time using this website and that you'll visit here often and tell all of your friends about our online community.

Here are some other sites that I own:

iBanter
The social newtork that gets people talking. Offering unlimited media uploads (videos, audio, photos), blogs, forums and profile pages to it's growing number of members.
http://ibanter.co.uk

Photo Pimp
Free and unlimited image hosting for all of your photos, that you can pimp-out with some really cool-looking and fun effects.
http://photopimp.ibanter.co.uk

Comic Creator
Photos can be boring on their own, so why not bring them alive by turning them into a comic strip and let them tell a story.
http://comics.ibanter.co.uk

Design Shop
Add your own designs to our products and create your very own unique fasion items using our easy to use designer tools.
http://shop.ibanter.co.uk

If you'd like to contact me concerning any kind of web design/developement for your business/organization or personal use, then you can do so by using the contact page on my main business website, which is called Affirmative Solutions.

Take care & play nicely...

Occupation:
Business Owner - Web Developer & All-round Super-Star

Company:
Affirmative Solutions

College:
They wouldn't have me!

High school:
Hurlingham and Chelsea Secondary School

Website URL:
http://ibanter.co.uk

Interests and hobbies:
I enjoy photography very much, but it's getting harder for me to find girls willing to take their clothes off these days, not really, though I am very much a bit of a shutter-bug. Sex. Conspiracy theories and also anything to do with the paranormal intrigue me. I enjoy sex very much, but then who doesn't. I have a great appreciation for the arts, of any kind. Also, did I mention that I like sex!!!

I would like to meet:
Socretes, Gallilao, Leonardo Da Vinci, Charles Darwin, Albert Einstien, Stephen Hawkin, Alex Jones, David Icke, George Bush (to kick him in the nuts), Tony Blair (to punch him in the face), Juliette Lewis, Drew Barrymore, Bob Marley, Damian Marley, Bob Hoskins, Michael Caine, Steve Coogan

Best attribute:
I'd probably have to say that it's my confidence, because of the way it seems to encapsulate others and makes them feel drawn towards me. It has also got me out of a few scrapes in my time, but has also been known to get me into trouble sometimes too.

Worst attribute:
Mmmm... I'll have to have a think about this one. I'll get back to you later after a bit of objective soul-search.

Favorite bands and musicians:
Akira The Don, Eminem, Damian Marley, Tupac, Alisha Keys, Asanti, Notorious B.I.G., Black Eyed Peas, Inner City, Janet Kay, Shaun Paul, Macy Gray, Mary J Blige, Nizlopi, Paul Van Dyke, Pink Floyd, Pink Spider, The Prodigy, Roberta Flack, Shredlocks, Timberland, UB40,

Favorite movies:
Cape Fear, Scar Face, Once Upon A Time In America, The Long Good Friday, Mona Lisa, Shaun Of The Dead, The Simpsons Movie, Saving Grace

Favorite TV shows:
The Simpsons, Futurama, Malcom in the Middle, Dexter, Dispatches, Cutting Edge, Black Adder, Black Books, Q.I., Red Dwarf, Top Gear, Family Guy

Status:
In a relationship

Looking for:
Friends, Networking, Activity partners, Anything

Zodiac sign:
Pisces